Roderick The Future Telling Motivational Wolf-Dwarf
1694 – 2011
Not really an art project but once I picked up a wolf-dwarf from a Romanian dwarphanage.
Literally no one wanted him except me. Some said he was rejected because he was overly hairy. Some said it was because his nipples looked like hat tacks. Others said it was because he was 309 years old, had no respect for modern radical feminism and had a severely robust spontaneous ejaculation issue.
I thought he was cute and within weeks, the little gaffer was speaking perfect English and turned out to be quite motivational seer.
Until I had him put down in 2011*, I’d tour him around to various occult fairs and corporate Christmas parties where people could pay him a dollar to ask him a question about the future, their health, and try not to get messed on*. (despite his accusations, I declare that he received and SQUANDERED EVERY CENT of what he earned!”)